I Am Vitruvius

I'm a nondeterministic mechanist, a gregarious misanthropist, a pertinacious optimist, and skeptical, but imaginative. I'm arrogantly humble, zoologically narcissistic, a nonlinear dynamicist, and an antejentacular curmudgeon. I'm part owl, part wolf, part bear, part beaver, part Vulcan, and part imp; modulo that, I'm human. I'm a pragmatic individualist, an adult child, an inventive smithy, and a borborygmic logophile. I'm Pythagorean, not Platonist, Millsian, not Benthamite; Bugs Bunny is my favourite, and I'm not retromingent. I'm a republican minarchist, betimes eudemonic, formally functional, and I eschew grotesques. I'm a weak Stoic, appreciative lactophile, titrating neuro-ethanologist, and I like the '48 MG TC. I'm a risk-averse pipe smoker, an exuberant introvert, an amystical phenomenologist, and a portable tympanist. I'm a journey, not a destination, I'm context sensitive, and I enjoy omphaloskepsis, but I prefer a plan. I'm roughly exact, a sententious axiologist, an emotional empiricist, and a sagacious iconoclast.